Some time ago printers achieved consciousness and took a deep and abiding dislike of us. Worse still are the designers who enhance the printers’ ability to jam and stop printing when the cycan cartridges empty. Even if you don’t need cyan. All this has made Husky angry.
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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When my cat was young, she also had a thing about the printer. I had an inkjet printer at the time. She would go into hunting mode whenever she heard the printer turn on, and would attack the paper as it came out. Needless to say, I had to be on guard at all times when printing anything!
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