Run, Oh My Gosh, Run!

Look at the picture below of Jupiter.

I see two green eyes on Jupiter.

I see two blue nostrils on Jupiter.

I see a gray mouth on Jupiter. It’s foaming.

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Jupiter wants to eat us.

Run!

It’s hungry.

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.