Schrodinger’s Gas

A bit of gas from the stomach leaves the body through the mouth as a belch. A pocket of gas in the intestines exits the body via the butt as a fart. There must be a stomach/intestine interface. Any gas in this interface has equal probabilites of ending its existence as fart or a belch. Schrodinger would have been proud of me.

 

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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4 thoughts on “Schrodinger’s Gas

  1. Maria Kuroshchepova

    Deep.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. italiadiva

    What do you call it when someone adds a dose of bicarbonate of soda?

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