Dear Cat Owner,
Why spend tons of money on gourmet cat food when your cat will only turn up its nose at what you feed it, then go outside to eat bugs and twigs?
Why not give your feline what it really wants? Mr Whiskers. It wants Mr. Whiskers.
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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My cat wouldn’t eat that. She’s weird that way.
Goodness!