Intergalactic Sperm Cell (left) Tries to Impregnate Sun
1) Saw to my retirement funds.
2) Saw to my health care.
3) Helped take down an outdoor trampoline.
4) Prepared homemade sauce and pork/meatballs for spaghetti dinner.
5) Prevented Earth from spiraling out of its orbit and colliding with the Sun. Things would have gotten hot.
I’m rather proud of 5).
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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On behalf of the inhabitants of Earth, I thank you.
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