Come watch Turtle Pole Vaulting on ESPN8. It’s just the thing for the jaded couch potato.
Notice that contrary to human pole vaulters, turtles grab the vaulting pole with their beak or is it their mouth? They’re not saying.
Thrill as your favorite turtle vaulter speeds like the wind down the runway, then up into the sky and over the cross pole.
Huzzah! Huzzah!
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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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