Should I Run Twitter?

Let’s face it, Elon Musk has brought unprecedented chaos to Twitter(tm). He offered to stop running the company if a poll said he should. The poll did say so. Mr. Musk should be be stepping down shortly.

A new CEO for Twitter is now needed. I humbly offer myself for that role. I will accept the position if the following poll says I should.

Should Paul R. De Lancey, Ph.D. become Twitter’s new CEO?


– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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7 thoughts on “Should I Run Twitter?

  1. italiadiva

    I vote “Yes!” =========== Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. — Robert Benchley

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  2. Yes, you are the only one on the planet with the vision to see the way out of their mess.
    You should also re-brand the company with a new name to leave the baggage of the past behind. What about “Twaddle” and a picture of a confused monkey instead of the bird? If you can offer free bacon and chocolate to all users, even better.



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