Manners Haiku
Be nice and say please.
Clean up after your murders.
Always say thank you.
– Paul R. De Lancey,
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.