What are Santa Claus’ costs? It must cost a fortune to ship lathes and other tooling machines to the North Pole? How does Santa pay for the elves’ housing? Indeed, how does he pay his elves? What will Mr. Claus do if the elves unionize as they have been threatening to do for nearly a year? Is Mrs. Claus high maintenance?
AND WHERE IS IS SANTA CLAUS’ REVENUE?
How do he manage to stay in business year after year without revenue? Where can he get revenue?
Wanda Wunder has an idea.
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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