You Need to See a Flying Hot Dog

Seeing a flying hot dog brings you good luck for an entire year. Nothing bad can ever happen to you for the next twelve months. It’s kinda like finding a four-leaf clover, except that such clovers bring you luck for just one day. Hooray for the flying hot dog, King of Good Luck. However, just seeing a picture of a flying hot dog sends good fortune your way for 24 hours. So, luck at the below photo and make your day a great one.

And oh, if you see a flying hot dog, be sure to inform the United States Air Force. They’re always interested in alternative forms of flying.

I bring good luck

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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