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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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Paul De Lancey's Blog 
I don’t think it’s the dryers that make socks disappear. I think it’s the washers. They hate us for making them work with all that water and detergent. It makes them all wrinkled, like dishwater hands.
Why then, don’t they disappear in the washers? It’s all very mysterious.