“Help, I’m going to Spain. I know I know no Spanish. What are the most import things I need to say?
Vlad the Impaler
I can help you. Simply buy my handy Paul’s Awesome Spanish Phrase Book. However, if you’re landing in 20 minutes, may I suggest you commit to memory the following four phrases.
Paul R. De Lancey, Ph. D.
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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