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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Nasal Excavation

How many times has this happened to you? You’re at a party you didn’t really want to attend. You gravitate to a corner of the room. You have nothing to do to pass the time. So you pick your nose. Even though you’re minding your business, some oaf shouts out, “Look at that loser, he’s picking his nose.”

You sense that only if you could come up with a fancy, scientific phrase for nose picking, you could intimidate the clod into silence.

This party necessity leads us to

TODAY’S AWESOME PHRASE

Nasal Excavation

Awesome entry #28

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Nasalaugh

Nearly all of us have, at one time or another, have had laugh so hard that it became embarrassing. Strange to say, there’s no word for it.

It’s high time to correct this oversight.

TODAY’S AWESOME WORD

Nasalaugh

Awesome entry #11

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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Space Aliens and My Nose

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People wonder why we never see any space aliens. It’s because they’re all teeny tiny and they fly their UFOs up my nose. My nose thinks the UFOs are pollen and I have allergies to pollen. So, my nose sneezes them out. I, like most people, sneeze at 200 mph, too much force for the itsy bitsy UFOs. The UFOs get obliterated. So we never see the UFOs.

Of course, the big questions is why would teensy weensy aliens repeatedly try to land or dock in my nose. Who knows?

 

– Paul R. De Lancey, a great sneezer

 

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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