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No Post Tonight: Technology Stinks

I took a picture with my cell phone. I was planning to use a photo on it for today’s blog. I tried to send the picture to my computer.

But no, it was impossible. I tried different ways over a fairly large stretch of time to transmit it to my computer’s email account. The cell phone prevented me each and everytime. You might think a $400 cell phone can do basic things like this and not repeatedly butt-call people.

The cell phone designers continually boast of their super duper apps, I just want it to do a few things correctly. But all I get is more death by enhancement.

Well, I guess I typed up a post after all. If you’ll excuse, I need to bang my head against a wall.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

 

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Techfind

Our forefathers and foremothers tamed the wild frontiers, desserts, and ocean armed only with: grit, the five senses, and above all, single-minded determination.

The present batch of humanity is not so impressive. We can do so little using only what our creator gave us. We need inventions to accomplish anything.

But we don’t have a word to describe this behavior.

It’s high time to correct this oversight.

TODAY’S AWESOME WORD

techfind

Awesome entry #19

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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