I did walk 500 miles.
and I did walk 500 miles back.
Just to learn the home
Of the girl was next door.
GPS was out of wack.
She was gone when I got back.
Wouldn’t wait no more.
I’m sad. My feet are sore.
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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