ON HOLD HAIKU #1
You put me on hold.
What’d I ever do to you
To be put on hold?
ON HOLD HAIKU #2
I am still on hold.
I feel my will to live leave.
I grow old waiting.
SPAMMED
You spammed me again.
I want to send you to Hell,
If they’ll accept you.
– Paul De Lancey, Ph.D.
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