This house has had home improvements going on for two months now. It’s still torn up out front. However, on the plus side, there is a rather whizzo, spiffy Port-A-Potty(TM) out front. It’s painted in a rather nice bright blue color. It’s white trim makes the outhouse a rather cheery contrast to chaos around it. Here’s to you, Port-A-Potty, may you be eye candy for months to come.
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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