What I Think, #1

Dear Customer Service,

If you repeat, “Please Hold. Your call is very important to us,” every minute for an hour, I will not believe you.

Sincerely,

Paul R. De Lancey

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook,Β Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel,Β Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available onΒ amazon.com.

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5 thoughts on “What I Think, #1

  1. italiadiva

    If you play repetitive, horrible music to me while I am on hold, I will hunt you down and do something horrible to you!!! πŸ˜‰

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  2. lol The funny part is that you think they care… πŸ™‚

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