Dear Customer Service,
If you repeat, “Please Hold. Your call is very important to us,” every minute for an hour, I will not believe you.
Sincerely,
Paul R. De Lancey
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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If you play repetitive, horrible music to me while I am on hold, I will hunt you down and do something horrible to you!!! 😉
Well, that’s fair.
lol The funny part is that you think they care… 🙂
Zounds! They don’t?
🙂