2) Don’t do what you can’t do. If you can’t do it, then you can’t do it.
3) Not everything you can do should be done. Mixing root beer with a pint of Scotch bonnet sauce comes to mind.
4) Turn off the burners on your stove when your done.
5) Run from rabid ducks.
– Paul De Lancey, Life Counselor
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