American Entree
REUBEN SANDWICH
INGREDIENTS
8 slices rye, pumpernickel, wheat bread, or favorite bread
4 tablespoons butter
4 tablespoons Russian salad dressing (see recipe)
12 ounces corned beef
4 ounces Swiss cheese
1 1/4 cups coleslaw (see recipe)
SPECIAL SKILL
hypnosis
PREPARATION
Spread butter on one side of each bread slice and Russian dressing on the other. Place bread slices butter-side down. Top slices in order with equal amounts of corned beef, cheese, and coleslaw. Assemble sandwiches.
Did you spill anything while putting sandwiches together? If no, hooray! If yes, was anyone looking? If not, hooray! If yes, stare them in the eye and use hypnosis until they forget the whole mishap.
Anyway, place as many sandwiches as will fit in skillet. Cook covered on medium heat for 2-to-4 minutes per side or until bread toasts and cheese melt. Repeat with remaining sandwiches. Serve to aware and hypnotized guests alike.
TIDBITS
1) Russians never shake hands through an open door. They believe it leads to arguments.
2) No, it doesn’t.
3) Yes, it does.
4) Russians never shake hands through a closed door.
5)
6) Hah! Got you there, odd tidbits. Left you speechless.
7) Russians never open doors with salad dressing on their hands. See? Got my voice back.
– Chef Paul
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