Here, so far is the platform of my political party. My party, unnamed as of now, is the only party where you, the voter, get to directly add planks to the platform. Be a part of democracy. Booyah!
1) Subsidized Bacon
2) Subsidized Chocolate Doughnuts
3) Subsidized Caffeine
4) Pro world peace
Citizen’s suggestions are welcome as are donations and doughnuts. Read this blog to keep track of our platform’s evolution.
“We can only win if we do not lose.” – me