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Political Platform For The Bacon & Chocolate Party

Here, so far is the platform of my political party. My party, unnamed as of now, is the only party where you, the voter, get to directly add planks to the platform. Be a part of democracy. Booyah!

1) Subsidized Bacon

2) Subsidized Chocolate Doughnuts

3) Subsidized Caffeine

4) Pro world peace

Citizen’s suggestions are welcome as are donations and doughnuts. Read this blog to keep track of our platform’s evolution.

“We can only win if we do not lose.” – me

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on

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