Posts Tagged With: typewriter

Printers Are Evil

All it did was work all the time

Well they are. Somehow, a while back, they achieved consciousness and developed an instant and ferocious hatred of us.

Today’s onslaught of printer malevolence: Taking one hour to print one page.

Time to bring back the 1941 Royal typewriter.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Freet

Sometimes a word comes about just because linguists slur together two words.

In today’s blog, we celebrate such an occurrence.

The first two letters “fr” are from the word “freezer” which is an English translation of the Icelandic word for “freezer.”

The last three letters “eet” come from the word “eat” which is an English translation of Ancient Egyptian word for “eat.” The last three letters really should be “eat,” but a professor for Egyptian Antiquities typed “eet” instead. He claims the “e” key of his typewriter stuck. Honestly though, it’s still a typo, dude.” Anyway, we combine “fr” + “eet” to get:

TODAY’S AWESOME WORD

freet

Awesome entry #22

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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