Do you enjoy sandwiches? Sure, we all do. What sandwiches do we like to eat? Some of us like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Others prefer: ham, cheese, roast beef, salami, and many, many other types.
But what is the only sandwich that none of us have ever made?
Is there any sandwich that would be bigger than an Earth sandwich?
Would we get into the Guinness Book of Records(TM) for making an Earth sandwich?
Oh yes. And we would stay there until science advances enough to make a Jupiter sandwich.
So, I humbly propose that we make Thursday, November 5 “Make a Sandwich From the World Day” or MSFWD, short.
How do we participate?
Simply put a single slice of bread on the ground. As soon as two people have done so, we will have created the first World Sandwich?
Mightn’t this result in a lopsided sandwich if, say, two neighbors in San Diego are the only people to put down bread slices?
Oh yes, we need to recruit all our friends and acquaintances. We particularly need to enlist people on the opposite side of the globe. A good way to accomplish is the through the website https://othersideoftheglobe.com/ which pinpoints the place you’d get to should you ever decide to tunnel through the center of the Earth. Simply contact people on the nearest bit of land from that spot and ask them to participate.
Buy your bread and be ready on Thursday, November 5. Together we can achieve greatness. Together, we’ll make the World Sandwich.
Kudos to NKLOTZ of I’m Not Right in the Head.com
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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