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You Need to See a Clean Bean

This has been a tough few days for me, full of massive headaches, eternal other pains, and dark forboding. I imagine it’s been the same for much of the country. If only our country could take one pain pill. It would have to be big; we have over 300 million heads. Likewise the size of the glass of the water needed to wash down the pill would have to be huge as well, perhaps the size of the Empire State Building

What can we do to ease our headaches?

By doing something to make us happy, something to make us better people.

Being clean makes us happy. And cleanliness is next to godliness. And who doesn’t desire that?

We get clean by taking showers. But what if we’re unhappy at work? What if we’re sad several times a day? We certainly can’t take twenty showers a day.

So, what can we do? We look at something that’s clean.

We must gaze at something that is as clean as a bean. What is as clean as that?

A BEAN!

 

You need to see #43

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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What This Country Needs – Everywhere Pajamas

How many times has this happened to you? You’re working at home in your pajamas when suddenly, due to no fault of your own, you find yourself compelled to venture out into the peoply world. You don’t want to change out of your pjs. They’re comfortable as all get out. Besides your Batman and Robin on-surfboard pajamas look cool. Ever so cool. But you know that if you wear this sleepware, uncouth hoi polloi will point, snicker, and even laugh at you.

Who needs such grief? Indeed, Carl La Fong expresses the fervent desired nurtured in the bossom of everyone.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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