1) Do what you can do. If you can do it, then you can do it.
2) Don’t do what you can’t do. If you can’t do it, then you can’t do it.
3) Not everything you can do should be done. Mixing root beer with a pint of Scotch bonnet sauce comes to mind.
4) Turn off the burners on your stove when your done.
5) Run from rabid ducks.
– Paul De Lancey, Life Counselor
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

