Going to Walmart. Am I overdressed?
Due to horrible and concerted cirumstances beyond my control I shall soon be shopping at Walmart.
I know.
Scary.
I have only once made it through Walmart without muttering, “I hate Walmart.”
Is it because people constantly block aisles with their cart? Is it because the shoppers don’t watch where they’re going? Is it because the parking lot is packed to the gills and the drivers seem to think traffic laws don’t apply there? Yes, yes, and yes. And yet Walmartians seem to thrive. More power to them.
Anyway, I’m going in. Pray for me.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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