1) Buy a new printer, because the old rat bastard stopped working after I got ink for it.
2) Nudge the Earth back into its proper orbit. It’s starting to spiral into the Sun.
As you can see, I’ll be rather busy, so this post needs to be short.
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.