Look at the photos below.
The armor and the toilet are made of the same stuff. Are storm troopers really transformers that can turn themselves into toilets as the need arises? Or did American StandardTM or KohlerTM submit the lowest bid when the Imperial armor order come up? Was Darth Vader that cost conscious? Why do storm troopers always miss? Might it have something to do with men and toilets?
Paul De Lancey, keen observer
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If all the storm troopers have between themselves and those lightsabers and death rays is a veneer of toilet porcelain, no wonder the Empire eventually loses! 😉
That’s how it’s always looked like to me.