Soul by Darth Vader, Armor by American Standard

Look at the photos below.

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The armor and the toilet are made of the same stuff. Are storm troopers really transformers that can turn themselves into toilets as the need arises? Or did American StandardTM or KohlerTM submit the lowest bid when the Imperial armor order come up? Was Darth Vader that cost conscious? Why do storm troopers always miss? Might it have something to do with men and toilets?

Paul De Lancey, keen observercookbookhunks

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with 180 wonderful recipes is available on amazon.com. My newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, is also available on amazon.com

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2 thoughts on “Soul by Darth Vader, Armor by American Standard

  1. italiadiva

    If all the storm troopers have between themselves and those lightsabers and death rays is a veneer of toilet porcelain, no wonder the Empire eventually loses! 😉

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