Without any real effort on our own the B&C has developed a nascent social consciousness. As far as I can tell our platform is:
1: We promote and enjoy bacon.
2: We promote and enjoy chocolate.
3: We will save our bees.
4: We sick Ms. Elizabeth Warren on the banks.
5. We will not monitor your phone records. Heck, we hardly look at our own. Who can understand them?
Note: the fourth point assumes Ms. Warren will be a part of Bacon & Chocolate’s team when it sweeps to victory in November, 2016. Would someone who knows her please ask her to join our party? Thanks. We’re kinda shy.
Paul R. De Lancey – Presidential Candidate
Candace C. Bowen – Vice-Presidential Candidate
Jonna Pattillo – Political advisor
Visit our Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/BaconChocolateParty
There’s no way we can lose!