I am officially announcing my candidacy for the presidency of Venezuela. I am particularly concerned that my main contender–the name escapes me–has been disturbingly mute about protecting the glorious Venezuelan hot dog. I, however, have made a Venezuelan hot dog, wrote up the recipe, and blogged to the world about it . My friends, the choice is clear. vote for me and the Bacon & Chocolate Party.
As they say in Venezuela, where they speak Spanish:
“Vote tocino y chocolate para una Mañana sabrosa.”*
– Paul R. De Lancey
* = pretty sure that’s translated correctly.