Hi! People Of Venezuela. My main competitor, Senor Madero promises everything, 
including “To be the salvation of the human species on the planet.” (See poster point 7.) That is indeed a worthy goal. Yet, I entertain doubts he can achieve this. And while he is failing at that, might he not neglect things that matter dearly to the great Venezuelan people?
Such as Bacon, Chocolate, and the Venezuelan hot dog. Have I stood up for bacon? Have I stood up for chocolate? Yes, I have. See the poster for the Bacon & Chocolate Party.
Can I make a Venezuelan hot dog? Yes, I can. See proof below.
Can I speak Spanish?
Si.
“Vote Bocino y Chocolate para una Mañana sabrosa.”
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Viva La Paul!
Now how can I lose?