My gosh, our economy is under siege from trade wars, inflation, and, of course, lutefisk vendors. These evil influences could very well bring on a severe depression, one so catastropic as to make the Great Depression of 1929 look like a cake walk.
What can we do to protect our livelihoods, our savings?
Fret not, America’s titans of industry are employing the cute, lovable bunny to save the day. They know we’ll feel warm and squooshy inside whever we gaze upon adorable rabbits, so much that we’ll surely basketfull of bunny-promoted products whenever we shop.
The bunny boost to the economy shall overpower trade wars and the like. Our grand economy shall prevail.
All hail, the noble bunny!
The pictures below demonstrate how prevalent bunny-endorsed products have become.
Proof you cannot deny
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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