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My Good Day

My stunt double

Woke up. Feel out of bed.

Number Two Son announced he passed the last two tests necessary to get a CPA. Huzzah! I am so proud.

Did finances.

Did errands. Made my first long drive since having surgery. Go me.

Went to my arts and crafts class which was also a baby shower. The mom to be was so pleased that so many people showed up and that she received so many nice gifts.

I finished the Charlie Brown latch-hook project that I started some six months back. Go me.

Made the long drive back.

Good day.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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What I Did While I Was Awake

Swedish meatballs

1) Woke up. I inhaled and exhaled. Repeated.

2) Got out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head.

3) Shuffled off to the kitchen.

4) Made egg nog. Mixed breadcrumbs with milk. Put both in fridge. Go me.

5) Cleaned the kitchen.

6) Spelled kitchen correctly

7) Stopped a range war.

8) Stopped a microwave war. Geez, people, chill out.

9) Wrapped presents.

10) Pondered the imponderable. Still don’t know how I did that. Just lucky, I guess.

11) Watched Number One Son and Number Two Son play video games for a while. Good to have the both of them home.

12) Decided not to write up a Christmas letter. Didn’t know how to explain why my great-great-great grandfather tried to conquer Europe.

12b) Took a nice relaxing bath. Read from my bath book, Mary’s Land.

13) Number One Son made a salad and helped a bit with making Swedish meatballs.

14) Cleaned the kitchen which had gotten messy again.

15)  Ate dinner with the natives.

16) Contemplated Kepler’s Law of Planetary Motion.

17) Number One Son made reservations for us for Tuesday at a cat cafe.

18) Wrote this blog.

 

Behave yourselves.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See Santa Claus Playing a Piano

We need to things that make us happy. Someone playing a piano makes us happy. Seeing Santa Claus makes us happy. Thus, seeing Santa Claus playing piano makes us very happy. Not only that we want to know that Father Christmas will be happy enough to fly all around the world next Christmas Eve, bringing presents to each and everyone of us. His presents make us very happy. So, we should all see Santa play piano all next week at the Stardust Ballroom in Paducah, Kentucky. Besides, he plays quite well.

Santa Claus plays the Stardust Ballroom, October 1 – 7

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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