I fought off their invasion
Made a small error in my spreadsheets. It led to Martian invasion in my back yard. Sorry about that, Chief. However, it all came came out okay in the end as I ran around making scary faces at them until they all teleported back to Mars.
Then my wife and I went to the border to a Global entry building to move one step closer to getting our Global Entry passes. Driving took 2 hours.
I then spent hours correcting the ripple effects of the morning’s small error. I had to do this or the Martians might have been tempted to invade Earth. I’m guessing a similar sort of error led to the Martian invasion of Grovers Mill in 1938. The exact reason is still classified.
Well, time to lie down and take some weight off my aching back.
Good night, one and all.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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