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Life double

I didn’t sleep well last night and saw doctors with a friend. I’m tired and sad.

However, it is worth noting that exactly 132 years ago in Indiana,  it was December 16. Indeed, many regions in America experienced the same phenomenom.

 

Take care,

 

Paul De Lancey

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What I Did Today

I woke up around 3 am. Something was wrong. I had to pee. So I did.

But something still felt amiss. Aha, mind sensed a sentient, vegan exoplanet hurtling towards us, bent on eating Earth. I used my renowned telepathic powers to contact the space spheroid. I said that it couldn’t eat our planet as Earth teemed with people and animals. Doing so would be incompatible with its vegan principles. The exoplanet agreed and changed course, missing us altogether. Still it was a near-run thing and we’d all be planet food if I had not had that large class of milk before retiring.

Later I woke picked up a friend. I went to a doctor to get a heart monitor, then we went to a dentist where she spent two hours in a dentist’s chair.

And here we are.

 

­- Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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