Who likes to stay fit? We all do!
Who loves a doughnut? We all do! They’re yummy.
Who wants to stay fit and eat doughnuts? Me! Me! Me! Me!
Is that possible? Yes it is at Dave’s Discipline and Doughnuts.
Our culinary physical fitness trainers will craft you a regimen that will burn off exactly the number of calories you’d gain by eating your favorite doughnut.
And we give you the doughnut.
So come now to Dave’s Discipline and Doughnuts. Your buff, doughnut-filled body awaits.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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