Posts Tagged With: blood pressure

You Need to See Kittens at Play

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. A stressed out, dull boy. A crabby, stressed out, dull boy. A strong candidate for a heart attack or stroke, crabby, stressed out, dull boy. Doctors pretty much agree that strokes or heart attacks are a bad thing. They’ll tell you to reduce your stress right away. How?

Well, one of the best ways to calm yourself is to pet a kitten or just watch them. But suppose you’re chained to your desk, finishing a knotty project with a rapidly approaching project. Your tyrannical boss is not going to take kindly to you unleashing a litter of frenetic kittens at the office. What to do? Copy the picture in this post to your screen saver. Just looking at this picture, from time to time, will by itself lower your blood pressure. And when your supervisor saunters slyly by, simply tap any key and the kittens will disappear.

You’ll be happier. You’ll be healthier. Download this picture. Do it now.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

 

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Slow Turtle Friends ™

Gentle Reader,

If you’re like me, it sometimes takes a while to get up of your chair, straighten up, and make your way to a different room. Once you get there, you’ve forgotten why you went there in the first place. It’s so demoralizing. “Can anyone be slower and more forgetful than I?” you think.

Why yes, there is. Turtles. This is where the good folks at Slow Turtle Friends, STF(tm) come in. They will sell or rent you one of their highly  taught turtles. Indeed, you should really watch their video on the turtles rigorous training program.

Slow Turtle Friends’ turtles are guaranteed to:

1) Instantly follow you.

2) Get to your destination after you.

3) Immediately forget your reason for going to some room, no matter how many times you told Trudy Turtle when you got up.

This will make your spirits soar. You’re not the slowest. You’re not the most forgetful. Your friend the turtle is. And it will always be that way.

Oh, the turtle will always make it back to you at your starting point. It just might take a while. And:

4) Turtles are really good listeners. Good listeners soothe your soul and lower your blood pressure.

Get yourself a Slow Turtle Friend today. Do it for your self esteem. Do it for you health. Just do it.

 

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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