I’m rhe Emperor
The day started off well. I played free-bingo at a senior’s center. I got my first bingo and won a big, glass beer mug. The lunch afterward was good, surprisingly good for institutional food. Then things went downhill. I’m tired and my back hurts. So this is all the news I’m giving today.
Oh, I almost forgot. I repaid the Martian invasion with one of my own. I’m now Emperor of Mars. Cool.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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It always feels good to win something. I once won a picture frame. It was no big deal, but I was pleased as punch.
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