My hearing is not always the best, so I sometimes misinterpret lyrics. Often I understand them correctly, as in the case of:
“Spare him his life from this monstrosity” from Bohemian Rhapsody
I’m delighted therefore to hear-See what I did there?–that other music lovers took up the slack and heard:
“Spare him his life from this warm sausage tea.”
My heart soars like a hawk.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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