Wander Wunder wonders why do drivers take so long to go forward when the light turns green. They have one job while waiting at the intersection; look at the light and drive through the intersection. And look both ways for people who don’t know what a red light means. Ok, two jobs. But still.
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Some people just react slowly. This tendency is usually pointed out by other drivers, who are quick to honk their horns at the slowpoke.
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Beep, beep. Beep beep. His horn went beep, beep, beep.
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