Modern Day Wise Words – Part Three

And here it is, “Modern Day Wise Words – Part Three.

Unplug the air conditioner before you try to clean it with a metal table knife. – Kathryn Minicozzi
His cornbread ain’t done in the middle. – Mike Allsopp
He ain’t the sharpest pencil in the cup. – Brynne Chandler
In vino veritas, but in taco beatitudo. -Brynne Chandler

Don’t poke the bear unless you’re sure of your honey. – Brynne Chandler
Buy clothes in haste; repent in a leisure suit. – Paul De Lancey
The only time a printer will work without stopping is when you accidentally click on “Print Full Document.” – Paul De Lancey
The journey of 500 miles starts with a single step. However, this still leaves us with a long way to go.” – Anonymous

We’re here, because we’re not all there. – Anonymous
There are two types of people, men and women. – Anonymous

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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