I just want my cell phone to work. I want it to work every time. I don’t care for the fancy gizmos the manufacturers insist on adding to each new version of their phones. Every time they improve their product, the phone becomes more and more likely to freeze, breakdown, and bust completely. I call such destructive improvement “Death by Enhancement.” I would be happy beyond measure, if some company manufactured a simple, reliable cell phone. I shall hold my breath until this happens.
Things I Want in a Cell Phone.
1*) It makes phone calls only when I want.
2*) It never, ever, ever, by itself, turns off the ringer volume down to zero and vibrate only. I don’t care if my cell phone lowers the ringtone level to zero when it bumps against my leg when I carry it in my pants pocket. The cell phone should be designed so that cannot happen.
I definitely do not want the cell phone to turn off the ringtone by itself or activates the do not disturb feature all by itself. What the hell? This has happened to me. This has happened to others, especially lately. I’ve missed important calls because of all of this.
3) The icons on the phone always work when pressed.
4) Texting is easy. This is mostly the case with phones.
5) I don’t want to be blamed for pressing the wrong button, or icon, accidently. The cell phone should be designed against this.
6*) I doesn’t produce random ringtones at 3 am. I suppose the manufacture try to make up for the all the muted calls during the day.
7) Easy to use GPS. This is usually true for cell phones.
* Times where the old rotary phones outperformed the modern cell phone. Heck, instances where my grandmothers’ phone from over a century ago did better.
Well, this is my dream. More power to those who aren’t bothered by any of this.
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I would like my cell phone to have a special SPAM filter for those calls where they tell you there is an arrest warrant in your name. This filter would call the con artist right back and give him/her the same message!! LOL!!
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