I saw a new baby bunny today. It was munching away at weeds. It was so tiny. Surely, this is ample reason for celebration. So, I catered a feast for the Bunny Family.
BUNNY FEAST MENU
First course: carrot, delightfully broken into three pieces.
Second course: raisins, no sugar.
Third course: A beautiful leaf of romaine lettuce. It’s vivid greenness contrasts splendidly with the muted, nearby colors.
Fourth course: apple bits, a magnificent dessert to top off a memorable meal.
And why not? Today we celebrated a bunny’s first societal appearance. Three cheers, for the bunny debutante.
Don’t fret, I served Mr. Squirrel some rather yummy peanuts on his private table.
All in all, the wildlife and I enjoyed ourselves immensely.
Paul De Lancey, concerned citizen and Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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