Oh bean burrito,
Oh bean burrito,
You’re oh so neato.
You need no meato.
Dear reader, you can tell
Today, I’m fond of doggerel.
Just don’t put that meatel
In this, my bean burritel.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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