All you have to do is follow my blog, pauldelancey.com and like it. In return, when elected President of the United States on the Bacon & Chocolate Party ticket, I will give you a job as the head honcho of whatever federal department is available. (See below for taken slots and list of federal agencies.) If you can’t decide, but still wish to serve your country at a handsome salary with great health care, I will randomly pick a department for you to run.
May 21, 2012 – Directory listing for federal agencies and departments:A.
What a deal! What a country!
Our lineup so far:
President: Paul De Lancey
Vice President: Daphne Anne Humphrey
Avoiding Labor: Stephen Parrish
Education: Jan Buckner, Amy Buckheister Gettinger
Extraterrestrial Welcoming Committee: Denise Hemphill
Health Human Services And Cooking: Shauna Roberts
State: Franchesca Todd
Secret Service: Maria Kuroshchepova
Treasury: Andrea Isom
Vatican: John Rucker
Bacon & Chocolate for a Tasty Tommorow
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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