All you have to do is follow my blog, pauldelancey.com and like it. In return, when elected President of the United States on the Bacon & Chocolate Party ticket, I will give you a job as the head honcho of whatever federal department is available. (See below for taken slots.) If you can’t decide, but still wish to serve your country at a handsome salary with great health care, I will randomly pick a department for you to run.
What a deal! What a country!
Our lineup so far:
President: Paul De Lancey
Vice President: Daphne Anne Humphrey
Treasury: Andrea Isom
State: Karina De Lancey
Avoiding Labor: Stephen Parrish
Education: Jan Buckner, Amy Buckheister Gettinger
Bacon & Chocolate for a Tasty Tommorow.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Paul, I was already following you, and today I clicked the “Like” button. Now I want to be the head of a revised HHS, to be called Department of Health, Human Services, and Cooking (HHSC). Deal?