Be The Boss Of Your Very Own Federal Department

All you have to do is follow my blog, and like it. In return, when elected President of the United States on the Bacon & Chocolate Party  ticket, I will give you a job as the head honcho of whatever federal department is available. (See below for taken slots.) If you can’t decide, but still wish to serve your country at a handsome salary with great health care, I will randomly pick a department for you to run.

What a deal! What a country!

Our lineup so far:

President: Paul De Lancey
Vice President: Daphne Anne Humphrey
Treasury: Andrea Isom
State: Karina De Lancey
Avoiding Labor: Stephen Parrish
Education: Jan Buckner, Amy Buckheister Gettinger

Bacon & Chocolate for a Tasty Tommorow.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on

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2 thoughts on “Be The Boss Of Your Very Own Federal Department

  1. Paul, I was already following you, and today I clicked the “Like” button. Now I want to be the head of a revised HHS, to be called Department of Health, Human Services, and Cooking (HHSC). Deal?


    • pauldelancey

      Okay by me. HHSC it is. I hope modifying an agency doesn’t require congressional approval. But if so, maybe they won’t notice.


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