The American electorate has the right to know if the presidential candidate for the Bacon-And-Chocolate Party has the experience to run this great nation.
Class President, 5th grade, Santa Anita Elementary School, Arcadia, California, 1967 – 1968
There, I do.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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