There are few things more soul sucking and painful than trying to get through to a business’ representative.
1) It takes forever to even find the site’s “Contact Us” link.
2) Navigating the phone menu when you do. To so takes more character punches than there are characters in the Oxford English dictionary.
3) And how many years do you have to do step 2?
So, Things I’d Rather Do Than Plow Through a Corporation’s Customer Service
1) Walk 500 miles on salt-encrusted shards of glass.
2) Have a habanero-based colonscopy.
3) Have a tax audit.
4) Have a to-the-death wrestling/boxing match with Hulk Hogan.
5) Read every single terms-of condition I come across.
6) Have constipation for life.
7) Eat lutefisk.
And many more things.
Customer Service, blech!
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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